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Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
e-day minus one
program study
!I have to do a lot of study today.
!declare variables
logical ComfyClothes, UggBoots, FoodInBelly
logical Music, Books, DeskSpace, GoodHealth
integer CareFactor
logical PeopleToTalkTo, PlacesToGo, ThingsToDo
!initialise variables
ComfyClothes = .true.
UggBoots = .true.
FoodInBelly = .true.
Music = .true.
Books = .true.
DeskSpace = .true. !Wow, that's amazing...
GoodHealth = .false.
Carefactor = 0
PeopleToTalkTo = .true.
PlacesToGo = .true.
ThingsToDo = .true.
print*, 'Why do I bother?'
end program
edit: I fixed up the variable assignments for the logical variables, so this is now a fully-functioning (but nearly completely useless) Fortran90/95 program!
!I have to do a lot of study today.
!declare variables
logical ComfyClothes, UggBoots, FoodInBelly
logical Music, Books, DeskSpace, GoodHealth
integer CareFactor
logical PeopleToTalkTo, PlacesToGo, ThingsToDo
!initialise variables
ComfyClothes = .true.
UggBoots = .true.
FoodInBelly = .true.
Music = .true.
Books = .true.
DeskSpace = .true. !Wow, that's amazing...
GoodHealth = .false.
Carefactor = 0
PeopleToTalkTo = .true.
PlacesToGo = .true.
ThingsToDo = .true.
print*, 'Why do I bother?'
end program
edit: I fixed up the variable assignments for the logical variables, so this is now a fully-functioning (but nearly completely useless) Fortran90/95 program!
Sunday, June 17, 2007
teardrop
One of my favourite songs is Teardrop by Massive Attack. iTunes just served it up for me and I was pleasantly surprised, so I thought I'd write about it. I like it, and the atmosphere it creates in my psyche. Mmm...
I started studying the Numerical Methods part of my Mathematical Computing course today at about 4:30. I went through and worked out what I do and don't need to study (he gave us a list), and then summarised half of the first chapter. Hey, it's a start.
One of these days I'd really like to get myself an iPod, just so I can listen to heaps of awesome tunes in my car. My CD player's broke and tapes are relatively crummy.
Mmm... dinner.
This post has relatively no point. Hmm.
I started studying the Numerical Methods part of my Mathematical Computing course today at about 4:30. I went through and worked out what I do and don't need to study (he gave us a list), and then summarised half of the first chapter. Hey, it's a start.
One of these days I'd really like to get myself an iPod, just so I can listen to heaps of awesome tunes in my car. My CD player's broke and tapes are relatively crummy.
Mmm... dinner.
This post has relatively no point. Hmm.
no words
Its hard to say just how i feel...
I feel the tension rising inside of me, and in a week it'll be all over.
I feel very little compulsion to work.
I feel crowded.
I feel lonely.
I feel at home.
I feel stranded.
I feel caged by my own inactivity.
I feel better for having read the Bible for the first time all week.
I feel like an idiot when im around myself.
I feel painful after such an epic tennis match.
I feel sleepy.
I feel the tension rising inside of me, and in a week it'll be all over.
I feel very little compulsion to work.
I feel crowded.
I feel lonely.
I feel at home.
I feel stranded.
I feel caged by my own inactivity.
I feel better for having read the Bible for the first time all week.
I feel like an idiot when im around myself.
I feel painful after such an epic tennis match.
I feel sleepy.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
life
You know... I've just realised that I'm actually enjoying life right now!
Those of you who are closest to me will know that this is quite a rare thing for me, so praise God!
Those of you who are closest to me will know that this is quite a rare thing for me, so praise God!
ubuntu is mine
I just received in the post a Ubuntu CD that I ordered a while ago. Ubuntu is a distribution of Linux which I hope to get running on my old computer so I can use it for programming and music recording and stuff. That'll keep me busy in the holidays! :o)
edit: my old laptop's CD drive has risen from the grave and is enabling me to install Ubuntu with minimal fuss!!! I'm astonished! Thanks God! This probably isn't the best time for me to do this though I guess.
update: well... the cd drive died again. Thus far, I've got FreeDOS running, copied the installation CD to the harddrive and am working on getting it to boot. Slow process!
update 2: success!!! and now I'm going to sleep coz it's crazy late.
edit: my old laptop's CD drive has risen from the grave and is enabling me to install Ubuntu with minimal fuss!!! I'm astonished! Thanks God! This probably isn't the best time for me to do this though I guess.
update: well... the cd drive died again. Thus far, I've got FreeDOS running, copied the installation CD to the harddrive and am working on getting it to boot. Slow process!
update 2: success!!! and now I'm going to sleep coz it's crazy late.
Monday, June 04, 2007
beautiful
After each time I hear the voice of Katie Noonan, one of the singers from the band George, no other music that I can think of can satisfy me...
If you know me and you have a voice like her, we need to talk.
If you know me and you have a voice like her, we need to talk.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
sniper
I think there's someone somewhere in Australia who's pretty annoyed with me right now... I sniped an eBay auction for some RAM for my computer within the last 20 seconds and won it out from under them :o) mwahaha!
Gosh it's cold... I'm getting soft from living in the city so long!
Gosh it's cold... I'm getting soft from living in the city so long!
Friday, May 11, 2007
a day at the terrace cafe
I really didn't feel like sitting at home doing nothing today, so I came into uni and hung out with whoever was at Terrace at the time! I stayed there for ages - I'm still there in fact! - and I've taken some photos!
Jane & MG... MG was a little unprepared... 
The lovely Terrace Cafe... count the EUers!*
Roger... possibly the author of every known book on Rogernomics**...
Benita, with what could possibly be the largest potato wedge ever...
Garry posing as a fish-eater - until he ate the fish that is
Ben...
Luke trying to look hot... mmm mop-hair...
Luke sucking a Mickey pop, lovingly donated by Vincy...
I don't think I've ever met so many people from the EU's ACES faculty as I have today! They're all pretty rockin' people too. Has been a good day of nothingness... mmm Terrace... my home away from home away from home :o)
* 6 in this photo, down from about 15 when I arrived half an hour before this
**Rogernomics is actually the study of the economic/political reforms in New Zealand under one of their prime ministers in the 1980s. Any questions - ask Nick Pitt.
Monday, May 07, 2007
microsoft gets an F
Microsoft needs to go back to primary school...
The grammar checker in Word just told me my grammar was incorrect, and where I had written "I'm..." it recommended that I write "I is...". There is no possible situation in the entire English language where "I is..." is acceptable grammar!!!
Grrrr...
The grammar checker in Word just told me my grammar was incorrect, and where I had written "I'm..." it recommended that I write "I is...". There is no possible situation in the entire English language where "I is..." is acceptable grammar!!!
Grrrr...
Sunday, May 06, 2007
keeping the home fires burning
Richard is now going out with Monique... aww how sweet! :o) So the singles club is down to me.
Job 2:10
Job 2:10
Saturday, May 05, 2007
well met
I went for a walk last night to clear my head. I headed down to Blackwattle Bay, as I often do just to escape everything that makes me think that I have a large part in this world. There's a good view of a very large bridge just across the still, misty water. It calms me.
I met Stacey and Amy down there, two of my sisters from church who live nearby. They were talking about where evil came from, wrestling with that weighty issue by the waterside. They invited me to join, and so I did, and there ensued two hours of thought about a topic far more fruitful and far more encouraging than what I would have thought about if I had been alone. Even when we moved onto other things, the company was still good and the focus was still God.
This was just another event that shows me that God knows what I need the most at any point in time. I am really struggling with loneliness at the moment, and I'm forever focussing my thoughts on relationships and such when all this time I would be feeling so much better if I turned my thoughts to God. I thank God for putting those two there last night.
I have to go and party now.
I met Stacey and Amy down there, two of my sisters from church who live nearby. They were talking about where evil came from, wrestling with that weighty issue by the waterside. They invited me to join, and so I did, and there ensued two hours of thought about a topic far more fruitful and far more encouraging than what I would have thought about if I had been alone. Even when we moved onto other things, the company was still good and the focus was still God.
This was just another event that shows me that God knows what I need the most at any point in time. I am really struggling with loneliness at the moment, and I'm forever focussing my thoughts on relationships and such when all this time I would be feeling so much better if I turned my thoughts to God. I thank God for putting those two there last night.
I have to go and party now.
Friday, May 04, 2007
correction
I found this on a theological blog, and since I sent an email regarding this matter to pretty much everyone I know, I thought I should go some way to correct it publicly. Read the email that's posted there, because it gives a more accurate account of what happened to our brothers in Turkey.
Double Usefulness: Some Clarity Regarding Turkey's Martyrs
Double Usefulness: Some Clarity Regarding Turkey's Martyrs
Thursday, May 03, 2007
ponderationalisingness
...is something that I've been doing a lot of lately... kinda.
Observation: the sound of my computers hard drive when it's chewing over something is almost indistinguishable from the sound of the crickets outside, and I find that annoying.
It feels to me as though there's a general vibe of "luurve" in the air... hmmm, let me put this in terms you'll "understand"... I have concluded, from observations made recently, that the relational potential energy P of the subshperes of existence of which I am a part is increasing. The increase is proportional to the number of single people s, to the latent individual breakup rate r=p/t by the Newly-Single operator S(r) (where S(r)=2rt=2p), to time t (in seconds), and to the EU Camps factor C which increases by 1 after each EU camp. The increase is inversely proportional to the air temperature T in degrees (this phenomenon is known as the Snuggle-Hugalot Effect) and to the number of people still at university N (measured in people/degree - also known as the Nerd factor). Thus, we have an equation:
P = s S(r) t C / T N
This gives the measure of the relational potential energy in units of relajoules, or people-seconds. No seriously... Basically what that means is that we're all spending an increasing amount of time/energy on relational stuff right now, and since it's only potential energy, nobody's getting anywhere.
Where's my dinner...?
Observation: the sound of my computers hard drive when it's chewing over something is almost indistinguishable from the sound of the crickets outside, and I find that annoying.
It feels to me as though there's a general vibe of "luurve" in the air... hmmm, let me put this in terms you'll "understand"... I have concluded, from observations made recently, that the relational potential energy P of the subshperes of existence of which I am a part is increasing. The increase is proportional to the number of single people s, to the latent individual breakup rate r=p/t by the Newly-Single operator S(r) (where S(r)=2rt=2p), to time t (in seconds), and to the EU Camps factor C which increases by 1 after each EU camp. The increase is inversely proportional to the air temperature T in degrees (this phenomenon is known as the Snuggle-Hugalot Effect) and to the number of people still at university N (measured in people/degree - also known as the Nerd factor). Thus, we have an equation:
P = s S(r) t C / T N
This gives the measure of the relational potential energy in units of relajoules, or people-seconds. No seriously... Basically what that means is that we're all spending an increasing amount of time/energy on relational stuff right now, and since it's only potential energy, nobody's getting anywhere.
Where's my dinner...?
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