Look out lads, the "Boys are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them" club is on the prowl in YOUR neighbourhood, looking to stone you to death at the merest wiff of testosterone. Be afraid.
In related news: inaugural meeting of the "Girls are Ingrates, Steal Their Chocolate" club next Wednesday before Origin.
You do realise if you steal our chocolate we will have to kill you. And I'm being serious, we protect our chocolate like guys protect their egos. And don't worry, every girl hates every guy until the 'right' one comes along. =) It's nothing personal, just what we are.
ReplyDelete...also, I'll throw rocks at anyone who's stupid. I'm not sexist.
ReplyDelete...but I might throw particularly hard if it's a guy- just cos he won't admit that it hurt. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm not afraid about ur little 'club'... you can steal my chocolate any day.. with the amount of junk I've eaten this week..please please take it away!
ReplyDelete=)
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ReplyDeleteevery girl hates every guy until the 'right' one comes along
'Mr Right' should be renamed 'Mr V. Persistant' then, because he'll need to climb mountains of chocolate to wake 'Miss Angst' out of her well-fed slumber. Good luck to him! Sounds like he'll need it.
Well, it will be either with much persistence and many bruises, or he'll just plain give up, change his name to 'Mr Bite-me' and nurse a grudge against the world for the rest of his days. Or he could eat his way through, but he'd look so grubby when he got out that 'Miss Angst' would run away screaming.
ReplyDelete[yeah, guess who just crossed that proverbial line again...]
ReplyDeleteYou're telling me! The last thing I or any guy really wants to do is get bitter against everything. It's not worth getting bitter and angsty about anything, better to persist or wave a white flag and get on with life. It's probably at that point in life that he'd be willing to take some of your chocolate off you Bubbles :o)
I hope bubbles is Miss Angst, my chocolate mountain is just gets deeper, higher and wider... just like my love for Christ. =)
ReplyDelete...so these 'rock's' of girls- are they the ones being thrown at the boys?
ReplyDeleteSonia, that's awesome :o)
ReplyDeleteLack of pairing was noticed a long time ago Bronni, but hopefully that's just because everyone's got too many other important things to worry about. Maybe when the stresses are off, all the Mr V. Hopefuls will start climbing. They must be out there... somewhere...
Yeah, although I'm categorically stupid, I figured that you weren't serious :o) I mean ultimately, we depend on each other, you and us. Deep down, we know you like us, despite threats of extermination and stonings.
And you can rest assured, I for one won't be stealing your chocolate, as much as I may like to!
There are many Mr. V. Hopefuls out there- almost too many. Unfortunately none of them are V. hopeful for me...=( So naturally sign me up and start carting in the chocolate in style of Miracle of 34th (??) Street. And now I must lock myself in my room and study Italian and dream about my sexy Italian husband to-be who I WON'T throw rocks at... unless he takes my chocolate. I have a very circular reasoning.
ReplyDeleteawwwww Sonia...
ReplyDeleteyep, God first, study now, hopefulness later. Music essay, oh fiendish music essay, whyfore doest thou torment me so?
ReplyDeleteThe hopeless romantic who lives in my head and prods me with his walking stick now and again is telling me that somewhere out there, there's a 'Mr Sonia' waiting to be found. He may be deluded, but I wouldn't be suprised if he was right.
One of the comments I picked up during today's discussion about the club was a disgruntlement about not being able to understand guy issues... or something like that... so check out Mick's blog! Good exposé on the workings of the male mind. There's a link on my main page.
ReplyDeleteI second that, dear Bronnie
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to have been party to this discussion. I'm all for stealing chocoloate and having rocks thrown... keeps you on your toes :)
ReplyDeleteI'll third it. And I'll say that because they're confusing, they should be kept in perspective; sometimes there are some things that should be taken care of first, such as issues of faith or immediate responsibilities of study - two things I'm working on right now. I know I just don't have the capacity to deal with confusing relationship stuff right now, as much as it may distract me so much as to be blogging at 12:19am when I have a music essay due in about 40 hours, and I suspect that I'm not alone in that. Ultimately, these issues will wait until they can be sorted out properly and with the careful brainpower they deserve, and if they can't then there's a good chance that there's not enough of a basis to them to be worth the confusion in the first place.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to steal all the chocolate you want Mick :o)
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! Funny funny game! Projectile motion left a bit to be desired, but as far as entertainment value goes it scored a 7. Nice find Bronni!
ReplyDeleteHere is the deep and meaningful...
ReplyDeletewhat do you do with Chocolate rocks sonia?