Sorry, ladies.
I'm afraid I can't live up to a vampire.
My skin doesn't glitter in the sunlight.
I may be well-spoken sometimes, but it's too rare to be cute.
I can't carry you on my back into the treetops to converse.
And, truth be told, I've only been waiting 24 years for you.
Poor effort, I know. You'd probably best look elsewhere.
I've just re-read this and realised how hilarious it is all over again.
ReplyDeleteIt's okay, you win over Edward because you don't go around telling girls they are your 'personal brand of heroin'.
lol :o)
ReplyDeletedon't you remember what Patricia Weerakoon said though? love is addictive. i could totally live that and just not say it like that :oP