Monday, December 22, 2008

homicidal food

I saw a frightening sight in Coles today. Five shelves of yoghurt all telling me to die. "Die, die, die..."

Two steps later I realised I was looking at all the "Diet" yoghurt from a surprisingly threatening angle.

They're always telling us that artificial sweeteners will kill us, but I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant.

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