Tuesday, January 06, 2009

marketing brilliance

Newsflash: I now have a coffee-flavoured computer.

This is an AMAZING potential product. Not only could geeks get their caffeine fix with a simple lick, but it would fill any room with the unmistakeable scent of warm homeliness. A must-buy for the caffeine addict and the discerning real estate agent seeking to add the finishing touch to any house inspection.

Simple to produce: just cough while drinking coffee in front of any normal PC.

I want royalties.

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